Men's new sexual needs
These days, guys have a hard time asking for what they want in bed (crazy stuff! corny stuff!). But they told all on these pages. Of course, whether they get what they want is up to you!
By Peter Rubin

For 30,000 years or so, men's sex needs were fairly consistent. We wanted sex as often as possible, and we would go to great lengths--buying daisies, attending 17-hour operas, acknowledging Hallmark holidays--to get it. It was a pretty good system.
Welcome to 2008! It takes a lot more than daisies to satisfy you now. And as we men navigate our way through a landscape of ubiquitous porn, designer sex toys and Craigslist hookups, our needs have gotten a little more complicated too. We're loving the experimentation, but missing some of the old sexual standbys; wowed by your bedroom confidence, but a little intimidated by it too. As Seth, 32, puts it: "I'm finding sex to be more challenging, freaky and amazing, all rolled into one." I asked dozens more regular guys and a few forward-thinking experts to sum up today's sexual vibe. Here's what I found out. Now you know what you're dealing with!

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E-mail difficult to delete, easy to recover, experts say

As Karl Rove may soon find out, truly deleting an e-mail is a difficult thing to do, according to computer forensics experts.

The White House and the Republican National Committee announced last month they may have lost millions of e-mails from an RNC-sponsored computer system.

Congressional leaders are keen to find and read the e-mails—especially those sent by Rove, President Bush’s chief political adviser—because they may contain information on the controversial firings of eight federal prosecutors. Some leaders believe the dismissals were politically motivated.

Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Patrick Leahy (D-Vt.) is confident the e-mails can be found.

"You can't erase e-mails, not today. They've gone through too many servers," he said last month from the Senate floor.

Leahy later added to reporters that "a teenage kid in my neighborhood can go get 'em for them."

Hit These 5 TargetsMaster her domainYou know that putting Tab A into Slot B won't make you a pro in the sack. Luckily, you have more than one tool at hand. "Bring all her senses into the experience," says Patti Britton, Ph.D., author of The Complete Idiot's Guide to Sensual Massage. "You'll enhance her pleasure, giving her what could be the best sex of her life." Don't you want to be responsible for that?TasteFeeding Kim Basinger was one of the few smart career moves Mickey Rourke made, so imitate it. Serve up exotic fruits like kiwis, pomegranates, or star- fruits in bed. "Rare tastes are psychologically arousing for her because they seem almost forbidden," says Olivia St. Claire, author of 302 Advanced Techniques for Driving a Man Wild in Bed. And henceforth, the produce aisle will turn her on.HearingChris Berman's blathering is not an aphrodisiac. Pick up a nature CD or a sound machine. "Soothing noises enable her to get out of her own head and fully enjoy the moment," says Britton. If she's worried the kids will hear, put the noise machine in their room.SmellThe nose is connected to the limbic system of the brain, which controls libido. So certain scents -- rose, jasmine, and ylang-ylang -- can trigger sexual arousal. Put a couple of drops of scented oil (available at health-food stores) on the lightbulb in your bedside lamp, switch it on, and watch her get turned on.Sight"Women respond to strength because it makes them feel more feminine," says St. Claire. "Any activity that involves muscle flexing and heavy lifting will demonstrate that you can take care of her, which is a major turn-on." Strap on a tool belt and do some home improvement. Or, before bed, do some pushups or pullups so your arms look more cut, enhancing your large-and-in-charge vibe.TouchRub her from head to toe with massage oil -- it's erotic because the slippery sensation mimics sex, explains St. Claire. Feeling more frisky but less messy? With a washable pen, write on each of her body parts exactly what you plan to do to it. Then follow through.

Men Are Just Happier People
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station
restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress~$5000. Tux rental~$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still
be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24
in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier. Send this to the women
who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it.